Okie!!! finally i edi at Pr department!! for the last 2 days ! what i need to do was newspaper cutting and filing!!!! gosh!! my mother god!!! damm dulan and damm sien!! quite miss the day in fo edi!!! haih
In pr get to know new collegue , like mohammad , wang , andrew and others lor!!
So now edi miss fo life!!! the life there is really dull and tiring need to go back at 6pm sien!!!!
nothing to write edi!! but will write something for all the world employees!!
1. Employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6.00 pm.
2. Work is never-ending process even you stay until next morning you will never
finish it.
3. Human are not robots even robots / machines have to rest or else it will facing
breakdown problems.
4. You love your career , but your family is even more important in your life.
5. If you failed in your life, you boss is not going to be the one who gives you a
helping hand whereas your family would definitely offer help.
6. You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.
7. Monthly salary = work from 9.00am - 6.00 pm
If 6.30pm = $ 0.00 + 0 Bonus + 0 Ang pau + 0 Apreciation + bad health + bad social life + poor family relationship
Equal to : Unproductive employee + Performance drop + Company reputation drops + Retrenchment rate increases + Resignation rate increases
8. If the person who disagree to the above formulation,we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic, etc . He/ she deserves the " Best Employee Of The Year Award"
9. You don't give a damm if your boss fires you.
10. For the chines , remember this " House in the east no longer keep you , then just move to the west house "
' DONG KA UMM DA , DA SAI KA !!!!'
pSST : So ? U still want to stay back meh ???? CIaoz la !! deng :p
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